Sticking Two Fingers Up To Statistics

I read somewhere that 59% of women in relationships don't care if they don't regularly come during sex with their partner. That, to them, it was more about the intimacy and the physical act of love than actually having an orgasm. Unbelievable! (though it might not be true, 70% of statistics are made up). I feel as though men aren't doing their part (with their part). I think that women, like men, should come every time they have sex- I like to come twice, once in my pants to desensitise me, then again after an impressive 72 seconds of sexing.

I was worried that I wasn't giving the women that I romance inside the most pleasurable of experiences, that though I can last over a minute, it might not be enough for her. I decided to give out a questionnaire afterwards, asking them what it was like having sex with me- The women could fill it out anonymously and place it in a sealed box (I did know who'd written what though cos I emptied it after six months to see what she'd written). The results weren't good, here a few of the comments, "The mirrored wall is off-putting, especially him winking to himself", "I don't think the red light means the camera is off", "He was like a retarded squid on top of me", "I resent the word "with" it was over so quick that I don't feel I participated."

I bought more mirrors, hid the camera better and waited for a chance to practice. 7 months went by. I was on Amazon one day and they suggested that I buy a book on how to orally pleasure a women, it was called "Women come first" by Ian Kerner. I angrily rang them up and asked them who'd they'd been talking to, told the guy that I'd carried out my own questionnaire and the results were very positive. I then broke down and cried for 36 minutes. I bought the book.

The book arrived and I decided to finger through it in my own time (which is one of the things I'd been doing wrong). The book was excellent and very thorough. It used clinical, biological terms as not to excite the reader or eroticise the material, the only problem with that is that I'm a man- words like perineum, fourchette and mons pubis have never sounded so erotic. By the end of the book I couldn't even eat half a melon without blowing hot and cold on it first.

I'd read the book and it was time to put the knowledge in practice. What the book doesn't tell you is that the timings don't need to be so accurate, or the girl so "experienced"....anyway I lost my watch. Couldn't find it. She left some terrible comments on the questionnaire but called me three days later, she still hadn't found the watch but now she comes like clockwork.

Anyway, if the statistic that I read is to be believed then she might not mind if she doesn't come, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't mind. You might not be able to last the marathon 72 seconds that I can but you should still make an effort- Don't be satisfied with a sloppy job (which is what you'll get if you can make her come).