Thoughts For The Day

• I don't care what you say, I think the Japanese are up to something.

• I prefer a blue pen.

• Men shouldn't wear 3/4 length shorts.

• I like cleansing (ethnically)

• I just don't like live theatre.

• Sausage dogs aren't a tasty as they sound.

• Vodka & lemon Fanta is a great drink.

• I prefer a city break to a beach or ski holiday.

• A lot of men like women in thongs; I'm more of a feminist, I think women look best when they are completely naked.

• Canadian bacon is really nice.

• I like running at night.

• Two fingers are about right, three on occasions, four is time for a new girlfriend.