Laughter

A doctor will tell you that laughter is a physiological response to an external stimulus that involves various parts of the brain, such as the amygdala and hippocampus. A doctor will also tell you that unprotected sex with numerous strangers is a bad idea (yeah if the definition of bad and awesome were swapped) - Doctors know nothing, they always want to treat a problem with proven science when we all know that laughter is the best medicine (sadly my gonorrhea was no laughing matter so I had to make do with penicillin).

I think of about three jokes a minute, which explains why I laugh five times while I masturbate (I won't explain why I cry afterwards). I love making people laugh, whether I'm lacing peoples drinks with Oxycontin or they're reading my satirical blogs (Today's News: Politicians are well gay and that - cutting). Laughter is unusual in that it is the greatest noise a woman can make with her clothes on, and the worst she can make if my clothes are off, F.Y.I Tara, that's the last time you'll get to see it (because I'm going to adhere to the restraining order from now on).

I like laughing at inappropriate things, things I know are wrong but still find funny. Some of my favourites are sex crimes, fluid discharges and the differences between men and women.......Did you know that, on average, women earn 15% less than men - Hilarious. It doesn't matter what we laugh at (as long as I'm not naked) just that we laugh - laughter has been known to lower blood pressure, release happy endorphins and trigger the production of an extra arm that protrudes from your chest and supports your chin when you're feeling quizzical (The Thinker).

I'll leave you with a quote from St. Agnes of Assisi "Laughter is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...........now please put your dick away, Richard, it's terrifyingly arousing."