The number of prostitutes in Britain increases by 3% each year. At that rate every woman in Britain will be a prostitute by 2026 - I just hope that all my female relatives die long before that ever happens.
I want to make clear that I have never been to a prostitute and never will; I think prostitution is disgusting, degrading, dirty and pathetic. But I understand that prostitution is big business. Though it's not a taxable profession and therefore doesn't directly contribute to our economy, prostitution does provide an influx of cash to the black-market economy. If there were no prostitutes then there would be no pimps, then who would kidnap young women, traffic them to Britain and force them to have sex with 26 men per day. Who would buy all the smack off the smack dealers? Without prostitutes it would just be Scottish people, how would the poor smack dealers survive?
If you buy a kidney from a man down an alley because the N.H.S waiting list is too long, then chances are that the kidney was in a prostitute at some point (though not necessarily one of her kidneys) - Just think about that for a second......now think about what it would be like if we had a scorpion tail that dispensed chilled cheeky vimtos (with coctail straw)- pretty cool, eh?
62% of men in Britain have had at least 1 sexual encounter with a prostitute, whether these are the same people who distrust the Spanish, I cannot say. I'm not here to per/dissuade people from visiting a courtesan, I never will, but you can make up your own mind. I will leave you with a quote from the late Martin Luther King Jnr: " I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and pay women to degrade themselves for a fee negotiated beforehand." - April 1st, 1968.
Need I say more, NEED I SAY MORE!
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