Love is.....

This is a Valentine's blog early enough for you guys to take quotes from it to use in Valentine's cards (I especially like the bit where he talks about fisting and men's anus', quote those bits) - I think Bracket-Guy might gay. Anyway, enjoy.

It's difficult for me to talk about love because, like a man's anus, I've never been in it. One of the reasons that I've never been in love is because I'm emotionally distant and find it difficult to connect with women.....the other reason is that I compare love to a man's anus and women don't go for that.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. "

I see love all around me and it seems great. People laughing, smiling, frolicking- They're all so god damn happy. Sometimes I feel that I'm missing out on one of the fundamental experiences of being a human, that, until I experience being in love I haven't fully lived-  Although half the people I know haven't been bear-baiting so it's swings and roundabouts.

"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."

I used to be very closed off to love, using my sarcasm and rapier wit to make sure nobody could get close enough to care. Now I just feel as though I'm missing the ability to connect with someone on such a profound level, that maybe I won't be able to reach that level of intimacy. You can't use short-cuts - I once tried inserting my hand so far up a girl that I could stroke her heart (not as intimate as it sounds).

"Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again."

I'm not sat here all alone at 2:51 a.m wishing that I was in bed with someone. I'm not lonely and I'm not pining for love. I'm as happy now as I've ever been in my life. I'd just like to be in love just once, if only so that I can fully appreciate the music of Phil Collins.

"Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you."

If you are in love -treasure it. If you secretly love someone -tell them. If you had love and lost it, appreciate the time you had but move on. Don't take it for granted and be glad you have it (Jesus, have you read over what he's written? Maybe he hasn't found love cos he's a faggot) - That's not cool Bracket-Guy, what do you know? You're only here for subtext.

Love is.......

"If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever."