The Girlfriend

It's been a while since I've had a girlfriend, things with Tara ended so badly (financially) that I've not really wanted to get involved with anyone. Sure there have been offers, I mean, who wouldn't want me? (almost everyone), but things haven't felt right, until now........

Flashback

She was somewhere between 23 and 47, she was 5'11" and drunk as shit. The first thing I noticed about her were her eyes. Her eyes were blue, not really blue, they were blue in the way that some things are blue, but less blue than others. To summarise, they were quite blue. The reason I noticed them wasn't for their colour but because they were staring directly at me, but like, really at me - as if she was trying to see into my memories (like the time I came in my pants in R.E) - thank god she couldn't actually see that, it would be well embarrassing if anybody knew.

I went over to chat her up. I told her that she had moderately blue eyes and offered to buy her a reasonably priced drink, she seemed non-plussed. I bought her a Babycham (with a straw). I asked her why she'd been staring at me so intently. She told me that I reminded her of her brother, but that was good, cos he was fit.I told her that she reminded me of the first girl I ever slept with.........in that she was drunk and female.I asked for her name, she said it was Lydia but all her friends call her Clam. I said "Oh Clam-Lydia, I get it", she said "you probably will".

We chatted for a while and the night progressed. She invited me back to hers but I declined cos I really liked her and didn't want to fuck her straight away. She called me a faggot and gave me her phone number. I called her a cab, went home and fell asleep trying to masturbate. 

Back To Present

We've been dating a few weeks now and I really like her. I like it when couples have a good "how-we-met" story. Who knows? If things go right, I could be telling that story to our kids one day.