Sexual Harassment

Sexual harassment is one in a long list of things that used to be okay but now is unacceptable (see: dog fighting, slavery and necrophilia). I understand the reasons why many of these had to be stopped, but sexual harassment is the lesser of these evils. Is it really that bad that I tell one of my colleagues that she has a great ass? It's only that she's married with two kids......and has twins on the way that she finds it so offensive. I'm pretty sure that if she was single and found me attractive then my comments about wanting to smell her underwear after a heavy gym session would be welcomed (I'm not so sure) - Quiet you!


It's at times like these that I can't help but think of the words of  Martin Niemõller- 


"First they came for the dog fighters,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a dog fighter.
Then they came for the slave traders,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a slave trader,
Then they came for necrophiliacs,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a necrophiliac.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak out for me"


I will not let this happen. Though I'm not an ardent perpetrator of verbal or physical sexual harassment, I have a soft spot for it.  If I don't say anything now then one day they'll come after men who like to get a hand or mouth finish whenever they get a massage, and who will speak out for me then (certainly not the masseuse, she'll have her hands full).


Women are fragile little creatures, they like to be complimented and cared for. I've never given a woman a compliment I didn't mean (actually true), but if I do give her a compliment, perhaps by saying "I want to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown you are", I should be allowed to - I always tell the truth, what does it matter  that we work together......as long as the children still get their medication I don't see the problem.


If one of my colleagues (preferably Tanya) wanted to compliment me on my tremendous ass or how my trousers effectively show the outline of my whole penis, I'd be delighted. But all Tanya ever does is talk about spreadsheets and synergy. I know that she's thinking it and that she's just dying to saying it. I can see in her eyes that it's taking every fibre of her being to stop from complimenting my gorgeous balls (she loved that e-mail), but when I tell her that I want to chain her to my bed and fuck her til I can't walk properly, I get fired. Supposedly the old defense of "It was pre-emptive, she was definitely gonna say the same to me"  doesn't work.....plus she had some e-mails that I sent. She stitched me right up. Minx.


Don't let this happen to you. I mean, obviously you need to carry on harassing the women you work with but don't get caught. Remember, if you don't compliment a woman on her legs, tits or ass then you are a sexist. We need to celebrate women. We need to glorify women. We need to objectify women. Now go out and do what has to be done.